Disclaimers.

So,
This is the first Blog of probably very few in the long line of Random Acts of Dan Series. That being said lets get a few things out of the way:

1. No animals were hurt in the making of this Blog - If they were they probably deserved it!

2. If the facts aren't right - I'm ignorant - I can admit it, why can't you?

3. Spelling, punctuation, grammar, and syntax are and can be replaced by my own at any time without notice for any reason without notice - If i decide to use my own words and you can't decipher them. Well, perhaps all those years as a military code breaker WEREN'T worth it after
all - chances are you've made worse mistakes ;)

4. If you can't laugh you need to leave now - if you can't take a joke - find witless humor not to your liking, or run ons for no good reason - again leave now!

5. Nothing in this blog will be politically, socially, societally, religiously, or mentally correct - any appearance that it is is strictly coincidental and completely unintended.

6. this line left intentionally blank.

Why am I here?
Simply put, This is an experiment... I was told by a friend I should be a comedian, or that I was funny, or maybe that I smell funny, and people laugh behind by back... ENOUGH! back to the point! In any case I find myself with an extreme amount of time in some cases and decided this may be a healthy way to express myself and also bone up on my typing... which is dreadful! In either case here we are you, me, and the dull glow of the monitor, and the hum of your PC fans and the downloading bar of Pr0nz... wait, strike that. in any case the experiment. hopefully there will be some chuckles, maybe there will be some tears, and maybe ill rant about some keyboard flexing half-wit who wants to gripe about my baseless boring and seriously horrible blog... Jokes on you! You ACTUALLY READ IT !

What's next?
Well over the course of the next few weeks ill be letting you into the mind of an less than average, socially inarticulate, uncomfortable, thirty somethings life... You may laugh. You may call the cops and have them watch me. And just hopefully you'll find out something about me. stay tuned.

Signed,
The King of Sweden.